Bad Medicine

Want to live to 100? How about 105? 110 maybe? Well, now you can with non-prescription

REGENERIX

At last, the dedicated scientists of Putski Chemicals, creators of BOTTLE O'HAIR and BUG JUICE, have found the way to extend the life span of the average individual without the hassles of daily exercise or diets. One tiny green pill a day regenerates the millions of dying cells mother nature so selfishly squanders. You'll see results immediately - Your memory will improve, your stamina will increase, you'll look younger, you'll live longer!

REGENERIX offers this and so much more without the need to deprive yourself of the rich foods, alcohol, cigarettes, recreational drugs(whose use is neither endorsed nor encouraged by Putski Chemicals or any of its affiliates) and the score of other "bad" habits that contribute to the quality of your life. So try REGENERIX today, you'll be glad you did because:

"Quality Is Your Job, Quantity Is Ours"

WARNING :

Possible side effects include:

heartburn, nausea, migrains, obesity, tooth decay, dandruff, hair loss (In which case, we recommend you use Putski's BOTTLE O'HAIR), irritable bowel syndrome, unexplained skin lesions, anal warts, diabetes, rickets, acne, heart and liver failure, stroke, renal shutdown, respiratory ailments, coma, gangrene, glaucoma, mild forms of leprosy...

For a complete list of possible side effects, you may order our ten page pamphlet free of charge by sending a stamped, self addressed office size Manila envelope to:

Putski Chemicals
R.R. 14
Hog Call, ARK. 55515