The Outside

I wonder if Martha Stewart is having any trouble adjusting to life outside of prison. It must be hell to find just the right shade of makeup to cover up the teardrop tattoo next to her eye. The switch from Ebonics to English must be a little disorienting for her as well. I'm also certain that the desire to create decorative doilies in the shape of gang signals is a tough habit to break. Personally, I'd love to see her collection of homemade shanks.