That's What I Call Style

I think Dan Rather stepped down a little too gracefully as anchor of the CBS Evening News. He deserved to go out with a bang.

"Bloggers...fucking bloggers. You cretinous, zit faced chicken shits had nothing better to do than spew your insignificant little opinions about how I do my job all over the web didn't you? Did you run out of porn to jack off to in your mama's basement or something? Why any person posessing even the most minute intellect pays any attention to your worthless drivel is beyond me. I admitted that my source gave me the wrong information about His Highness George II's Air National Guard service. Excuse the living shit out of me! Its a wonder there's any paperwork about his service at all considering how many times he actually showed up for it. That dumbshit starts a war over weapons of mass destruction that never existed and you kiss his ass, I make one little mistake reporting the news and all of a sudden I'm Adolph Fucking Eichman. Well, up yours cheesedicks! I got something for you to blog and it'll poke your fucking eye out too. Courage, bitches!"