"When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro" - Hunter S. Thompson

Sunday, March 27, 2005

Jet Lagged, Can You Tell?

I've just returned from a super trip to New York, where I spent some quality time with close friends and family I hadn't seen in quite a long time. It's quite a trek from Alaska to New York and back. I can honestly say that the most satisfying aspect of the entire flying experience for me was the landing part. I love landing. "We Always Land" would be an encouraging ad slogan for me when selecting an airline. "We Rarely Burn" would be another good one. "We lose Baggage But We Almost Never Crash" would be okay. I'd think twice about, "Seven Or Eight Catastrophes And You're Branded For Life".

You think the name, "Buddy Holly Air lines" would boost consumer confidence? It would most likely be as successful as a "Ted Kennedy Cab Service" or "Jeffrey Dahmer - Wholesale Frozen Meats".

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