What A Way To Go
A headline from Reuters:
All I can say is, God bless the Irish! I know where I'm going to retire. The beauty of this is that even if it's proven that a pint or two doesn't really extend life, who gives a shit? I think hookas and joint rolling machines in every room are the next logical steps. Lap dances and sensual massages would be nice too. Oh, and Internet porn, gotta' have Internet porn!
Nursing home keeps spirits up with own pub
DUBLIN (Reuters) - A nursing home in Ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients -- by providing its own pub.
St Mary's Hospital in County Monaghan, near the Irish border with Northern Ireland, believes ready access to a good pint may help its patients -- average age 85 -- actually live longer.
DUBLIN (Reuters) - A nursing home in Ireland has hit on a cheering way to keep up the spirits of its elderly patients -- by providing its own pub.
St Mary's Hospital in County Monaghan, near the Irish border with Northern Ireland, believes ready access to a good pint may help its patients -- average age 85 -- actually live longer.
All I can say is, God bless the Irish! I know where I'm going to retire. The beauty of this is that even if it's proven that a pint or two doesn't really extend life, who gives a shit? I think hookas and joint rolling machines in every room are the next logical steps. Lap dances and sensual massages would be nice too. Oh, and Internet porn, gotta' have Internet porn!
posted by M.R. at 1:30 AM
1 Comments:
Well that settles it. I'm of Irish decent anyway so when I retire I'm going to Ireland.
God bless them, indeed!
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