Idiosyncrasies

Julio: "Damn yo, what the fuck? Fuckin' commercials, man!"

Hector: "Chill, man. TV got commercials, what you gonna' do? Why you buggin'?"

Julio: "'Cause I'm fuckin' starvin' like a muthafucka', man. What's this, like the tenth commercial in a row now?"

Hector: "Who gives a fuck? Just eat, your fuckin' sammich."

Julio: "I can't, yo.

Hector: "Why the fuck not?"

Julio: "'Cause I had this sammich lined up specifically for Showtime At The Apollo."

Hector: "Well, that's what's on, dumbshit!"

Julio: "No it aint, fuckwad! The muthafuckin' commercials are on, I can't eat when the muthafuckin' commercials are on!

Hector: "Get the fuck outta' here! You can't eat when the commercials are on? What else, you can't shit unless the volume's turned up?"

Julio: "Who the fuck told you?"