Priorities

Activist #1: "Hemp and marijuana are gifts from nature meant for the benefit of mankind. Humanity has found scores of practical uses for hemp since prehistory. Hemp rope is the strongest you'll ever find, clothing made of hemp lasts forever, hemp seed oil is a much healthier alternative to regular cooking oils. Marijuana has been recognized by countless cultures as a medicinal plant. It brings relief to so many people suffering from chronic pain, the terminally ill and is a proven treatment for glaucoma."

Activist #2: "Yea, and a blunt left in a bottle of tequila overnight and put into the microwave to dry out gets you righteously fucked up!"