"When The Going Gets Weird, The Weird Turn Pro" - Hunter S. Thompson

Monday, May 02, 2005

Make Room For Sadaam

A headline from today's BBC News World Edition:

"Hitler's nurse' breaks silence - A survivor of Adolf Hitler's wartime bunker in Berlin has been tracked down, a German newspaper claims."

Isn't it safe to say that the entire world knows about as much about Hitler as we really need to know? What more could possibly be said about the guy that isn't already an answer on Jeopardy? He possessed a third nipple? He did a killer Mae West impression? His one working testicle hung to his kneecaps? He had survived for centuries feeding off the blood of the living and continues to live among us a wealthy socialite? Who cares? I officially declare Hitler's fifteen minutes of fame to be over! He's gotten enough mileage out of the whole maniacal iron-fisted despot/demonic instrument of genocide trip. Same goes for Stalin too, if he's listening.

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