And A Zippo For The Arsonist
A headline from the Associated Press:
N.Y. Audit: Sex Offenders Getting Viagra
ALBANY, N.Y. - Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.
The Viagra For Sex Offenders Project is but one of a slew of new programs developed by the New York State Department of Corrections designed to improve the quality of life and morale of its prison population. Other examples include:
Sodomy Sunday - Male bonding at its finest. Nothing takes the edge off a long prison term like one full day per week of officially sanctioned sexual deviancy. Let's put that free Viagra to good use.
Project Couch Potato - A 52 inch surround sound plasma television in every cell practically guarantees a content and pacified inmate.
Spago Night - One night a week each inmate is served a seven course gourmet meal prepared by Wolfgang Puck.
Project Chronic - Each cell block is equipped with its own hydroponic marijuana growing room. Based upon the success of this project, others like it involving the production and free distribution of more potent narcotics will be implemented in the future.
N.Y. Audit: Sex Offenders Getting Viagra
ALBANY, N.Y. - Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.
The Viagra For Sex Offenders Project is but one of a slew of new programs developed by the New York State Department of Corrections designed to improve the quality of life and morale of its prison population. Other examples include:
Sodomy Sunday - Male bonding at its finest. Nothing takes the edge off a long prison term like one full day per week of officially sanctioned sexual deviancy. Let's put that free Viagra to good use.
Project Couch Potato - A 52 inch surround sound plasma television in every cell practically guarantees a content and pacified inmate.
Spago Night - One night a week each inmate is served a seven course gourmet meal prepared by Wolfgang Puck.
Project Chronic - Each cell block is equipped with its own hydroponic marijuana growing room. Based upon the success of this project, others like it involving the production and free distribution of more potent narcotics will be implemented in the future.
posted by M.R. at 2:20 AM
5 Comments:
A Thousand pardons my dear. By all means, my sodomy is your sodomy. Enjoy.
M.R.
Viagra? I think ALL prisons should be run like Joe Arpaio's down in Arizona. Perhaps the crime rate would drop.
Warcygirl - Agreed. I'm a big proponent of chain gangs. Keep those buggers busy and dog tired and you're sure to keep order. Whether the crime rate will drop, who knows. Criminals are generally stupid, few learn from their mistakes.
M.R.
NICE! I'm committing a felony tonight!
Wow! By your writing I can see that you're just my kind of guy and you read the same authors, too, so we'd have things to discuss when we got finished ROTF with mad laughter and whatever other mischief we might get up to down there. I've read every witer on your list extensively, but I'd bet my tush that you never read Mary Carr's The Liars' Club, cherry, or (poetry)The Devil's Tour, which might teach you a thing or two about how the other side plays the game of love. LOL.
By the way, GRATZ on your rising rocket!
Too bad you live way over there in Alaska, or I'd come by tonight to play, if my hubby would let me stray, anyway, have a naughty day.
LOVE, Pearl Dragon
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