Thinking Out Loud
I wonder if the phrase, "I'm gonna' go Abu Ghraib on yo' ass." will ever become popular.
Isn't it ironic that the Japanese named a monster Godzilla despite their inability to pronounce the letter L?
I wonder if oral sex was invented before or after bathing became common practice.
I've always had a sinking suspicion that cockfights are outlawed based solely on the name.
I'd become a bounty hunter just as an excuse to grow a mullet.
I'm reasonably certain I could exist exclusively on a bacon, hashish and Popsicle diet.
I refuse to go to heaven if it doesn't have a red light district.
Crystal meth is making cocaine look downright respectable.
I don't believe Jesus was single. Carpenters make good money; he was quite a catch.
I think Charles Manson just needs a hug.
Isn't it ironic that the Japanese named a monster Godzilla despite their inability to pronounce the letter L?
I wonder if oral sex was invented before or after bathing became common practice.
I've always had a sinking suspicion that cockfights are outlawed based solely on the name.
I'd become a bounty hunter just as an excuse to grow a mullet.
I'm reasonably certain I could exist exclusively on a bacon, hashish and Popsicle diet.
I refuse to go to heaven if it doesn't have a red light district.
Crystal meth is making cocaine look downright respectable.
I don't believe Jesus was single. Carpenters make good money; he was quite a catch.
I think Charles Manson just needs a hug.
posted by M.R. at 6:37 PM
12 Comments:
One I've often wondered about - how does soap get dirty? And I also think Chucky M. just needs a hug!
Peace..............
I wonder if oral sex was invented before or after bathing became common practice.
I've always wondered the same thing. And if it was invented before bathing who the hell thought that was a good idea?
Ew.
Helen - I've stayed up nights trying to figure out that soap thing.
W.C.G. - My thoughts exactly.
nice blog!
bushisnotantichrist.blogspot.com
Bushcheney08 - Thank you very much, I'm glad you like it. I like yours as well, despite our differing political views.
Though I don't believe Bush to be the antichrist exactly, I do tend to focus my attention more on the insidious trinity of Bush/Cheney/Rove, The Triumverant Of Evil and earthly representatives of The Dark Lord Satan. That notwithstanding, you're always welcome here.
lol i like that title for them its got I nice jingle to it doesnt it?
And by the way dont waste your time on conservatives for anerican values, its satire. Only complete idiots would take it seriously. I playing along for now.
Bushcheney08 - It is a very fitting description for those three I must say.
I'm actually very aware of the satire of Conservatives For American Values. Go ahead and take a look at the comments section of my last post, I think you'll get a kick out of the discourse between myself and its author Michael Gregory Steele(If that is indeed his real name, it could be Sol Lipschitz for all I know).
LOL on Godzilla...So is the Chinese smarter because they transliterated Harry Potter as "Hālì Bōtè"? They can't pronounce the "r," you see...
Drizzlenightsky - It was a toss up whether I'd mention the Chinese and the R's or the Japanese and the L's. I couldn't resist the Godzilla angle so the L's won. Cool name by the way.
"I refuse to go to heaven if it doesn't have a red light district"....hear hear I also refuse to go if it is dry on Sundays and the beer is not keep ice cold
The problem with liverals making satirical blogs is that you have to understand our way of thinking, and if you do, you realize that were right. the liberals who do this know this, but always go over the top with their phony blog to reassure them that the right is evil. Otherwise they would turn
Bushcheney08 - Satire is the only way to combat the extremism of both fronts. Both sides are walking with blinders on, accepting whatever rhetoric they're being force fed without expressing an original thought. It's all us versus them and that's just childish and counterproductive.
As a nation we all need to realize that we're all on the same team, we're all patriots who love our country and want what's best for it, we simply have differing opinions on how to make that happen. This country was built on compromise and it's existed for 229 years and still going. Without compromise, there's discord and discord can easily lead to anarchy. Either we all work together or together we'll perish.
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